One Saturday evening, Sue found Tommy sitting in the living room watching TV as usual.
"Tommy, why are you sitting home tonight? Why don't you go out with someone?" Sue said, sitting down next to her son and putting her arm around his shoulders. They had this conversation almost every weekend.
"Come on Mom, give me a break. I don't need to go out, besides, I'd rather be home with you." That had been his standard response. It was a lame excuse and they both knew it.
"Tommy, you need to have friends, you know... girlfriends," Sue said in exasperation. Then she looked at him seriously and said, "I'm worried about you."
"You seem to do okay without boyfriends. Why do I need girlfriends?"
"Come on Tommy, that's different and you know it. I've already been married. Besides, I already have a man. You!" Sue said, squeezing his shoulder affectionately.
"Well, I have plenty time to date. Besides, I already have a woman. You!" Tommy replied, smiling at using his mom's own words.
Sue sighed in frustration. "Well, we're a fine pair aren't we?"
"Mom, you're my best friend," Tommy said seriously, snuggling into her arm.
"And you're my best friend too," Sue said, hugging him again. However, she couldn't let it go. "You still need to date. It's not healthy."
Tommy took a deep breath. "Mom..."
"What?"